A lovely quote on Humour.
"My kind of humour is that which makes me laugh for two minutes and think for ten!"
Like for example, take this one.
"If you don't know where you're going in life, any road will take you there!"
Another one, on similar lines...
"If you don't know where to go, any bus will take you there!"
An analogy, "If you're going nowhere, all roads lead there!"

A nice one.
Just because someone is not living the way you want them to be, doesn't mean they're not living! Just because you feel a thing is wrong, it doesn't always have to be!

The gist of this, "It's a big world out there, Brother! Let people live their life their own way! The best way to change something is to change yourself! Let the world take care of itself!"
Because someone says it's wrong, doesn't always have to be, because someone says you cannot do this, it doesn't have to be!

I live by this quote, "People are entitled to their opinions! Let them be!"

This is strange, I don't care for money, still I've set a certain monetary target for myself, that by the end of this month I want to earn this much!
I'm being too conservative here, why to hide! I've set a target of earning Rs. 50,000/- per month by Jan. 2005. Don't know whether it's realistic or not! I feel it is achievable. :-)

Although, my philosophy is
"Jab paisa hai to Dal-Roti Ice-cream khayenge, jab thode paise hai to dal-roti khayenge, aur jab bahut kam hai to ek chai do vada-pav pe zindagi chalta hai".

Btw, for those of you uninitiated to the joy of eating a Vada-Pav, must say it is heaven! Come to Pune, Mumbai, anywhere in Maharashtra for a 'Vada-Pav'.

Have Ek Chai, do vada-pav, teen-char mirchi, aur ek glass paani for breakfast and you won't feel the need for lunch. I miss Vada-Pav! Anyone to give me company for a Garma-garam Chai and Vada-Pav on a rainy evening in Pune?